Body pulled the card….
Nononono dont do this to me body. Don’t you pull the period card on me. NOT RIGHT BEFORE HOBBITCON AND POOLPARTY AT THE HOTEL. OH GOD NOOOOOO
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.
I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once